Category: Game Parlor
I know we allready have one of these on here, but let's start another one.
One day, Krisme decided that it'd be fun if she and her zoner pals got together and took a road trip. Since no one could drive, they chartered a bus, and began their journey accross the country. So far they were having a great time. But then the trouble began ...
when krisme had to go to the bathroom. For some reason the bus didn't have a toilet on it like most charter buses do. So the bus pulled over at the next rest area and
KrIsMe hopped out to clear up her business. Several other zoners followed suit, and slid behind secret bushes. THen they all hopped back on the bus. Suddenly ...
the bus began to bounce uncontrolably. it was not moving but suddenly...
everyone who had slid behind the secrete bushes was bouncing and jumping and fussing uncontrollably for it seems the secrete bushes were (bubblegum bushes! NOT really!JOKE! sorry getting stories mixed up *smile*) really Poison Ivy bushes!!!!!!! Yikes!!! the itching the....
itching! Ouwhwhw ouwhwhwhw ouwhwhwhw!!! Caitlin hobbled onto the bus, scratching and scratching at her knees. "Ouwhwhwh!!!" she howled, "It burns!!!" Then she felt a hand on her shoulder. She turned and it was ...
a big tall ugly guy with black hair and red eyes. on seeing him, caitlin...
bolted toward the back of the bus and tripped over Alison's leg. "Aaaa sorry," she cried, falling onto the floor and scrambling back onto the seat with Alison. Then ...
the big tall ugly guy ran after them screaming ...
"Get back here, you little freak!" Caitlin and Alison shuddered and moved as one to the end of the seat. THen Krisme came charging down the aisle to protect them, followed by CG. But Rachel got their first, and her guide dog growled ferociously at the ugly man.
but the ugly freakizoid didn't budge, and krisme plowed into him. then he turned and...
pulled out a gun! The blindies didn't see it though, but some partial from the back of the bus yelled, "No one move, he has a gun, and he's aiming it!" Everyone froze.
he pointed the gun at kwork. Kwork, however, didn't hear the sitie in the back, and kept moving. the guy fired, and...
the bullet whizzed past Kwirk's shoulder. Caitlin and Alison screamed at the bullet sound, and several of the older blindies swore darkly under their breath, causing Caitlin and Alison and several other adults to wince visibly. Then Kwirk bounded toward the ugly man, trying to tackle him. ...
but rdfreak got there first, and her guide dog bit the guy. Rachel jumped on top of him and...
and pummeled him. "Don't you dare shoot anyone!" she hollered. The man began to grunt in pain. THen, ...
boooooooooomhmhmhmhmhmhmhm! something exploedd loudly and rdfreak and the others recoiled. "what the...' alison said. then...
the bus roared into drive and sped away, away from the poison ivy bushes. Everyone shrieked and clung to seats to keep from sliding down the length of the bus' floor as it tilted up a hill. Then ...
one of the sighties yelled, "a bomb! a bomb! evacuate! get out! krisme! caitlin! alison! Kwork! rdfreak! get out! it's---" but before they could finish their sentence...
the bus somehow started rolling backwards down the hill. It hit a rock, flipped over, and smashed. But everyone survived somehow. Then ...
everyone came tumblign from the wreckage. Alison and Caitlin came out first, coughing and rubbing small bleeding wounds. Then came Krisme and Rachel, panting and rubbing their own bumps and bruises. Kwirk and the others came tumbling out of the pile of burning, belching wreck and they all huddled on the cement, nursing wounds and shaking like leaves, so shocked were they. ...
then, the bus's wreckage split and rolled in every direction. all the blindies ran in fright, then...
a mysterious voice said "stop running!" and so they did and...
there stood the ugly man. Caitlin shrank back to stand next to Rachel, and Alison shrank to Caitlin's other side. Krisme stood beside Alison. Kwirk and the others gathered, slightly in front of the four. "What's this?" Kwirk boomed angrily. "Be careful, Kwirk!" Alison whispered. Dimly, Caitlin could see the shadow of the ugly man moving swiftly. "He's got a gun again, I know it," she hissed to Rachel. "We've gotta do something!" Just as the ugly man was raising his gun, the four sprang out from behind Kwirk and the others and launched themselves toward the ugly man. ...
Krisme's guide dog, Jasmine, jumped on the guy and was quickly followed by Rachel's dog Hartley. The dogs managed to knock the guy to the ground, and Kwork managed to wrestle his gun away. Then everyone ran as quickly as possible away from the wreckage and the ugly guy, the dogs prancing after them barking. The ugly guy wasn't done with them yet though. ...
He gave chase, shouting obscenities and threats. "Run ... faster ... we ... have ... to ... get ... away!" KrIsMe panted. Caitlin swung Alison onto her back, so as not to lose her in the crowd. All the zoners puffed and jostled their way over the brush and away from the wreckage, the ugly guy in hot pursuit.
It seemed for like hours that they ran, when src333 came crashing into them, and...
yelled "Hey guys, I know a place where we can be safe. Follow me!" So they all followed Src and ended up at Src's Old Time Radio Ice Cream Parlor ...
where they plunked down amid the heaps of equipment, and snacks. "What a nifty place!" Caitlin exclaimed, rubbing at the stitch in her side. "It's so cool!" KrIsMe agreed. "Let's do a broadcast!" suggested Alison. "yeah!!!" Rachel cried ecstatically. ...
So they got some equippment together, made some sundaes, and were just pulling the script for Story Builder 1 when ...
They heard a strange sound over by a computer. "What in teh heck is that?" Caitlin wanted to know. "Oh, it's an IM!" exclaimed SRC, hurrying over to the machine and fiddling with it. "It's ..."
"someone named Uglyguy750 saying "I'm comming to get you!" Everyone gasped in horror. "Huh?" asked Src,"does anyone know this guy?" "Yes," Krisme replied,"he was the one we were running from." ...
"Oh nooo!" Caitlin whispered. "D-it!" Rachel exploded, causing the others to smile weakly. "Block him!" Caitlin suggested. ...
"Ok I will." Src replied tapping at the keys. "Ok he's blocked. Now let's do this show and get all the darkness out of these stories." So they started doing the show when sudenly Krisme's guide dog began to bark wildly. Krisme was surprised. Jasmine never barked, and certainly not crazily like that. "What is is girl?" Krisme asked. Now remember, the guide dogs can talk, (see previous story), so Jazzy stopped barking to whisper "There's someone outside." ...
"Oh nooo," Alison whispered in a low, frightened voice. Kwirk got up and peered out the window. "It's him," he said. "He's got a laptop type doohickey with him, and he's looking at the screen. He looks mad. He must know we've blocked him." "Zut!" Caitlin exclaimed in French. "I'll take care of him!" Rachel announced and boldly shot out the door. "Rachel!" several people squawked. Too late. ...
Rachel tryed to tackel him, but the ugly guy through her off like a sack of potatoes.
"rachel!" Everyone said, "look out!"
Then src's guide dog, John, and Jazzmen, and heartly all tryed tackeling the ugly guy but they weren't strong enough, and the ugly guy...
started hitting keys left and right. Suddenly it happened....
The hole parler came crashing down on top of all of the equipment inside it. fortunately, all of the people were out side when it did.
"my business!" Shaun screammed, "you've ruined my business and my livelyhood! I'll get you for this! You just wait, I'll get you!"
Shaun's Guide dog, (John,) had other plans. he...
Decided to...
go for the ugly guy's computer doob. He jumped up, and managed to grab the laptop in his mouth. but he dropped it and...
it clattered to the floor. suddenly, another dog, not a guide dog, but a black poodle, ran up and snatched the laptop up. then he ran, as fast as a dog his size could run, away. "mr. T!" Alison yelled. (that's my dog's name, believe it! hahaha)
the laptop broke into hundreds of bits and exploded. just then, as the zoners were all starting to think this was definitely the roadtrip from hell, Alison heard a voice screaming run, run, run! this way! all the zoners turned round, and one of the sighties cried hey look, it's ...
Kerizma! And sure enough it was. She was standing, beckonning for all of the zoners to run toard her but the Ugly guy had other plans of his own...
he went straight for charisma, with amazing speed...
and tried to drag her away so the rest couldn't follow her when who should pop out of nowhere but ...
the Listener. "I'll save you!" he called, wrenching his beloved out of the ugly guy's grip and calling the other Zoners to follow them. "Aw," Krisme sighed as she ran,"love once again saves the day." "You guys can all hide in my games factory." The Listener told them. "Great idea." everyone said. So they arrived at the games factory, went inside, and started playing games. Then ...
Alison screamed. "It's on fire!" screamed Alison in horror. "The computer's on fire!" The flames caught fast. Everyone started to bolt for the doors. ...
when Shaun tripped and fell, and who should show up but...
Doodgeman! "Oh blah! It's fire!" he boomed. "Get out, you stupid fwoofs, get out! Get ouwhwhwhwhwttdtdtdtdt!" ...
(what is this, A Series of Unfortunate Events?) "Oh flying front doors," Krisme said to Jasmine as they ran out the door,"so much for my nice quiet road trip." "What did you expect from the people who brought you Story Builder 1?" Jasmine quipped. "Head for the hills people." As Krisme pondered that expression and it's use by her dog in relation to the fact that there were no hills to be found in that area, the factory exploded behind them. "NOOOOOOOO," wailed the Listener,"my precious games." He burst into tears and Charisma consoled him. But as this was going on the ever-watchfull Caitlin and Alison noticed something, maybe a clue to the fire's origin ...
"Look," Alison whispered, her voice low and awed. Her words were barely audible over the rumbling and crashing from the vanishing building. "It's a laptop."
"From that guy," Caitlin gasped, clutching Alison's hand. "Oh noooo ..."
Caitlin picked up the laptop and examined it. "Oh wow!" she exclaimed. "I can't believe this!"
"He's still on Instant Messenger," breathed krisme, looking over Caitlin's and Alison's shoulders. "It's definitely his. And look, he's on the zone. And he's harassing everyone! oh no oh no... and look his username is ... what the heck ... he's got another one now ..."
Their words were abruptly cut off by a shout from Rachel.
"Caitlin! Alison! Kerri! Get away from that thing!"
Jus then the laptop exploded. Caitlin, Alison and Kerri all yelled with shock and leapt away from the burning cinders.
Amidst the pile of burning cinders, something went POOF! and then they all heard "wooooow..." and the partials could see it was none other than Melodica, practicing magic, trying to become a wizard, and very confused at what she just got herself into. "What's all going on here?" she asked, but then a hand grabbed her by the throat, and a voice said "Aha, so you're the one who blew up my computer! I'm going to..."
go and have some pizza, and then I am going to kill you!""Whoa, that was close,"" she breathed. But before she could catch her breath...
...he said "Wait a minute, I can have pizza and kill you at the same time! Cannibalism rules!" and he shoved her in an empty sack of flour before running to...
take her who knows where. But just then, several guide dogs attacked him from behind and began savaging his trousers.
"Aaaaaa!" Swearing, the villain released Melodica and began lashing out at the dogs with hsi bear hands. ...
(she bear hands?) The dogs were fortunately too strong for the guy, and they raced away, followed by their respective owners and everyone else. "Whew! We're safe." panted Kerri as she ran, practically being dragged by Jasmine "Don't be so sure." someone said, in a low spooky voice. Kerri screamed and turned around, only to find ...
the same creepy guy standing behind her, with a gun drawn.
Kerri didn't speak; she knew if she did the guy would shoot.
The other blindies didn't see what was happening, and the sighties were occupied shepherding the few caneless and guide dogless blindies along, and so no one saw the holdup behind them.
"Don't make a sound," the guy said, reaching out as though toe grab Kerri by the throat, "or I shoot."
Kerri didn't move, didnt' scream.
"Oh yes, and it seems you forgot your friend, so I tied her back up again, mihihihi!" Melodica didn't make any sound with her voice, but they could hear her struggling in the sack, but the ugly guy still had the gun drawn, getting ready to pull the trigger. The gun...
went off, but the guy had bad aim and the bullet hit the tree. The guy swore vehemently. Someone started wailing in the background. Then out of the sky, someone yelled "I'll save you!" It was ...
Louise1985 ... she'd been missing for awhile but now came pelting down from above, on a parachute.
"How did you--" gasped Kerri.
The ugly guy swore again and made a wild grab for the parachute overhead, attempting to pull it down and put an end to its rider. But he missed, and, grabbing furiously, losti his balance and tumbled, in commical disarray, to the the ground.
Everyone laughed as Louise landed, and they started walking. But then someone yelled, "Wait! We forgot...
melodica! They all went back for her, and, just for a laugh, watched the guy writhing on the ground, cursing everyone in the vicinity.
But they shouldn't have waited and laughed so long. Because the guy was still alife. And just as Ines came to help the other zoners, he ...
takes out his gun and starts to shoot at random! but then a dog attacks him from behind, and he is so shocked and surprised that he drops the gun on the ground. the worst takes it and calls back her guide dog, then points the gun at the guys chest, but right in that moment...
three more ugly guys appeared out of nowhere!!! Ines didn't realize. She was still trying to struggle with the other guy when suddenly the three other guys ...
attack the worst with knives! one of them hits her in the face, but trying to ignore the pain she manages to shoot him hurting him. her dog attacks another one and he tries to hit the dog with his knife but keeps missing, but then the third one...
Unlike on the zone, Ines can make herself invisible here. So she manages to steal all four guns of the guys. She hands a gun to four people who can see a bit and they all were ready to aim, when suddenly ...
flames rise up from the ground hitting and destroying everything they get in their way! the worst and ines run as fast as they can, as far as they can... but they are followed but the four guys... wait, 5! no, 6! 7! holy shit! they keep running without daring look back to see if the guys are near, or if the flames are going to consume them too... suddenly there's a big explosion, and the worst...
looked around in shock. Unfortunately, it wasn'T the guys who exploaded, and because Ines and Lory stood now ...
they hear the steps of the guys running nearer! they start running again, but suddenly the worst looks back and notices that her dog is not with her anymore! she starts crying in despair, but then she feels something touching her leg and...
there was her dog again, coming back from chasing the guys away. But just as they thought they were safe ...
they looked back and saw there were at least 10 guys following them, and they were too near, and always nearer every second! they almost gave up, every hope seemed to be lost, but then the worst notices her dog is holding something in her mouth... the dog opens her mouth and...
it was a machine gun!!! Fortunately, Ines and Lory had already met up again with the rest of the zone and so Lory handed the gun over to a sighty who aimed precisely and ...
he was ready to shoot, but the gun suddenly exploded! worst and ines looked around in shock, and saw the guys, more than 10, were getting really close! they tried to run, but they were really fast and in some seconds they were surrounded by those ugly mean looking guys. seeing that every hope seemed to be lost, worst tries with a desperate idea. she says to the guy, now lets stop this and lets try to handle the situation in a better way! just tell us what you want from us and lets talk about it! the guys seemed to find it a good idea, and one of them starts speaking and says...
"Two minutes to self-distruction! Two minutes to self-distruction!" "What, but we asked you to.." Said the Worst. "Shut up, he obviously doesn't want to," Said Melodica. "Get out of here before the place blows!" Ack, Ack, Ack, went loads of alarms. Then, as if this couldn't get worse...
the flames sped up. The zoners run, if possible, faster--and Silver drops from the clouds, directly on top of the lead ugly guy. She knocks him down and flees after the other zoners.